Twitter… we love it, don’t we? Today the hashtag, ‘SingleBecause’ is trending and we’re rather amused by some of your responses. Here are our favourites! Did yours make the cut?

#SingleBecause
1. I’m waiting for a miracle
2. I can’t date myself
3. Alcohol is cheaper
4. I’m overqualified
5. I don’t want to make my bed jealous
6. I ain’t ready to commit to something that isn’t a tv show
7. I can’t date band members
8. My ideal boyfriends are fictional characters
9. I like food too much
10. I’m just joking I have a girlfriend

Congratulations if yours made the line-up! If you think yours is better, tweet us @TheSPG!

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