Most Awkward Tinder Chat Up Lines
Tinder, the app that everyone moans about – but we all find ourselves on it when our relationships don’t go to plan. Although it started off as a “dating app”, it’s become more about hooking up than actually dating. It’s the one place where being a bit cringe-worthy and creepy could actually get you a date! Here are some of the most awkward Tinder conversations we could find…
1. “I have nothing to go by here. Your bio is completely empty. Looking good in that pixelated bikini shot. You look like a really sexy lego.”
2. “Are you a beaver? Because DAMN!”
3. “If you were a transformer, you’d be a Hot-o-Bot and your name would be Optimus Fine.”
4. “Hey. I want to smother you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado.”
5. “I work in a shoe recycling factory. The pay is good but it’s sole destroying.”
6. “Eh, maybe if I’m drunk enough…”
7. “So you’re 5″10 and I’m only 5″7. I wonder if our kids will be tall or short? …Actually, I’ll love them no matter what.”
8. “You’re gonna need a wheelchair when I’m done with you. Anyway, you like pumpkin spiced lattes?”
9. “Oh sorry, I thought you were the other girl in your profile picture. Can I have her number?”
10. “You look dangerous, I’d probably quit my job for you… and then fall into downward spiral of self loathing.”
Happy swiping, everyone!
