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SEX! Now that I have your attention, we have some pretty weird facts about sex that you probably don’t really want to know, yet you can’t seem to stop yourself from reading…

The female orgasm is designed to induce pregnancy…
That’s right, it’s not just about pleasure! The vaginal walls pulsate during orgasm and is designed to force the sperm up the uterus and through the cervix.

Transgender porn is watched mostly by straight men…
It turns out that transgender porn is the fourth most commonly watched genre and more than half of it’s audience is straight males.

Male sperm counts and testosterone levels are down 75% to what they were a century ago…
So most men are only a quarter of what they used to be even if the population is dramatically increasing – but that could be down to the fact modern day couples are at it like animals.

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Alfred Kinsey, a sexologist, inserted the bristle end of a toothbrush up his urethra…
We really have no clue why he did this and what he was trying to achieve, we thought it would just be funny to share that with you…

Women who are ovulating are more likely to cheat…
Think about it; there’s a little egg inside waiting to be fertalised and this can make women feel a little, well, fidgety. It’s just part of the female body and basically instinct that she’d want to find someone to help her out.

There is 300 million sperm in a teaspoon of seman…
And people wonder why accidental pregnancies are so common. It only takes one of those little suckers to change your life.

Sperm  is a great anti-wrinkle cream…
Not sure if we’re quite ready to swap our moisturisers for semen just yet, but sperm contains proteins that tighten the skin and give an instant face-lift. I think I’d rather be wrinkly…

The car is the second most popular place for couples to have sex…
When they’re not getting in on in the bedroom, the car is the next best thing. And really, we’re not that surprised, but it’s still good to know, right?

A woman in the 1700s had 69 children…
You read that right! A Russian mother had 16 pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets, and four sets of quads over the course of 70 years.

Ancient Egyptians used crocodile dung as contraception…
It contains spermicidal properties apparently… We don’t want to know how they discovered this, or how exactly they used it during sex.