All you ladies out there, if you aren’t already following Common Girl (@Flirtationship), what are you doing with your life? Check out her best most recent tweets below…
me next to all my friends pic.twitter.com/3RPmctzjvo
— Common Girl (@FIirtationship) March 24, 2017
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Someone: When was the last time u were truly happy?
Me: pic.twitter.com/DoTGgDO6GB
— Common Girl (@FIirtationship) March 14, 2017
I'm out here living. Wyd sis? pic.twitter.com/iWWnjH7jQJ
— Common Girl (@FIirtationship) March 20, 2017
"iOS 11 is gonna have screenshot alerts for iMessage"
Me: pic.twitter.com/LSJNRyx65N
— Common Girl (@FIirtationship) March 16, 2017
My siblings don't even bring me toilet paper when I need it pic.twitter.com/JlgIHjBPFv
— Common Girl (@FIirtationship) March 11, 2017
— Common Girl (@FIirtationship) March 14, 2017
when its your turn to order your meal and u haven't rehearsed it in your head yet pic.twitter.com/BZebSBm6aE
— Common Girl (@FIirtationship) March 16, 2017
when I'm not getting what I want pic.twitter.com/XUbKz66p5N
— Common Girl (@FIirtationship) March 19, 2017
me: i'm gonna improve myself! I'm really gonna change for the better! today is my day i'm starting over fresh! a new me!
me: pic.twitter.com/HPmPtW4hxH
— Common Girl (@FIirtationship) March 20, 2017
me as a girlfriend pic.twitter.com/sAsr0zun3Z
— Common Girl (@FIirtationship) March 23, 2017
posting a sc story for 1 specific person to see is the modern day equivalent of gatsby hosting elaborate parties in hopes that daisy attends
— Common Girl (@FIirtationship) March 21, 2017
when u get a snack in the middle of the night and run up the stairs so the monsters won't get you pic.twitter.com/jlQoEw42S5
— Common Girl (@FIirtationship) March 21, 2017
my life is that episode of Friends where Ross drinks all those margaritas & keeps telling everyone that hes fine when he clearly isn’t fine
— Common Girl (@FIirtationship) March 22, 2017
When he's taking you home after spending 17 hours together pic.twitter.com/1c6xVQ383w
— Common Girl (@FIirtationship) March 23, 2017
Dating me is like dating a sour patch kid
— Common Girl (@FIirtationship) March 22, 2017