Vice asked the Twitter community what their drunk stories were in just six words. And it’s provided us with hours of entertainment.
Threw up in an avocado salad
— Philippa_Perry (@Philippa_Perry) June 15, 2017
Had a bath. Fell asleep. Flooded. https://t.co/7WWx4y3Rca
— brad esposito (@braddybb) June 16, 2017
Both shoes on, one sock off
— Michael Russell (@tdmrussell) June 16, 2017
vomited on AM flight before takeoff https://t.co/KCgguKhmwf
— Gina Rushton (@ginarush) June 16, 2017
ordered a buffalo off the internet https://t.co/FCFSaeWcCX
— Cool Eric (@OBiiieeee) June 16, 2017
woke up fingertip sewn back on
— Look Park (@lookpark) June 16, 2017
woke up in a retirement community
— spread love (@visualsbyansel) June 15, 2017
Put lit cigarette in shirt pocket
— Travis Barton (@SUNRAYBREAKER) June 15, 2017
vomit on pillow. flip over pillow. https://t.co/Cj9H8cYH8s
— mauriice (@tallmaurice) June 15, 2017
I tried to fight a tree
— xoxo, simma (@foreversimma) June 15, 2017
Almost drown from a garden hose.
— Curt Popejoy (@CurtPopejoySW) June 16, 2017
