Yesterday saw British Twitter having fun with the Awfully British Fake Facts hashtag. But don’t be fooled – these facts are fake and have been developed by a very British sense of humour. Warning, this article contains a lot of sarcasm…
A brexit is when you exit a restaurant without paying for your breakfast #AwfullyBritishFakeFacts
— Dont Thinkso (@DontThinkso555) August 13, 2017
Every #British person lives in #London & they know #TheQueen ……….personally.#AwfullyBritishFakeFacts pic.twitter.com/arpyI4UPIr
— Mark Walsh (@HantsPCMark) August 13, 2017
It takes 30,000 litres of paint and 5 months to complete painting the White Cliffs of Dover. #AwfullyBritishFakeFacts pic.twitter.com/DqivHqvbBC
— rebecca hardy (@teamhardy2000) August 13, 2017
People from Scotland actually prefer the United Kingdom to be referred to as "England" because it's quicker to say #awfullybritishfakefacts
— Marley (@MarleyThirteen) August 13, 2017
#awfullybritishfakefacts It's mandatory to learn how to queue other wise you fail your GCSEs in the UK.
— Nyx Fairway (@Nyx_Fairway) August 13, 2017
#AwfullyBritishFakeFacts
Every 48 seconds a UK citizen disappears in IKEA and is never seen again.— Steven (@steve_d24) August 13, 2017
The queue to take the British Citizenship test, IS the test.#AwfullyBritishFakeFacts
— Femi (@Femi_Sorry) August 13, 2017
There are only 2 position's in the UK karma Sutra. Missionary with socks and Missionary without socks.
— Because Lee (@RevivalLee1) August 13, 2017
#AwfullyBritishFakeFacts red squirrels have been dressing up as grey squirrels for 43 years as a joke that got out of hand
— Susannah Bean (@FemmeDomestique) August 13, 2017
https://twitter.com/candycain_/status/896835595804311552
#AwfullyBritishFakeFacts
Swans will not only break your arms but your heart too…— Chris Peacock (@chapmanj100) August 13, 2017
#awfullybritishfakefacts
Number 8 downing street is a strip club— Kevin Johns (@Berlinseshdmtv) August 13, 2017
#awfullybritishfakefacts England can win the world cup this time
— Joel Newnham (@newjoel) August 13, 2017
Speaking to anyone on a train or bus is illegal in England. #AwfullyBritishFakeFacts
— David Rouse (@Rouse_David) August 13, 2017