The Student Pocket Guide | Dick VS Dom Interview
Name: Dick AKA Richard McCourt Age: 29 Occupation: DICK
Name: Dominic Wood AKA Dom Age: 27 Occupation: TWAT
Are you scared of spiders?
NO / NO
Do you own a pink t-shirt?
NO / YES
What’s the last DVD you watched?
DOUBLE DECKER / ERM, ER...IT WAS A ERR NATURE DVD. VERY NATURED!
What’s your favourite drink?
ALE / CHAMPAGNE
How long does it take to do your hair?
2 SECONDS / 5 SECONDS
What car do you drive?
VOLKSWAGON GOLF / MINI COOPER S
Have you ever used a sun bed?
YES / YES
Ever done a bungee jump?
NO / NO
What was your job before you was a presenter?
WORKED AT THE DISNEY STORE…LIKE A TWAT! / WORKED IN A JOKE SHOP
What song do you sing at a karaoke?
MUSTANG SALLY / I CAN’T SING KARAOKE…IT MAKES ME WANNA PULL MY ARSE HAIRS OUT!
What’s the naughtiest thing you did at school?
JUMPED INTO THE SWIMMING POOL AND MY SHORTS FELL OFF! / PULLED MY ARSE HAIRS OUT!
