So, following on from yesterday’s National Running Day theme, the internet has blessed us with a beautiful trend of geeky chat up lines. After we compiled a list of banter filled hooks relating to going for a leisurely jog, we thought it would only be suitable that we hopped on the band wagon and gave you a compilation of ultimate geek out cheese.
From science fiction, to the gaming world, we’ll get love beckoning at your feet at the click of a mouse, so get your force field up because you’re going to be blasted with dates in no time. Here at the SPG, we’ve chucked a list of our top ten nerdy links’ and before the force awakens, here they are…
1. Is your name Google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.
2. Your beauty rivals the graphics of the Xbox One.
3. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection
4. Your homepage or mine?
5. Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your body is so refreshing.
6. Are you related to Yoda? Because Yodalecious.
7. I’ve fallen harder for you than Bran Stark.
8. If you were a triangle, you’d be an acute one.
9. Isn’t your e-mail address email@example.com?
10. You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
There you have it. The next time you’re out at a bar and a smoking hot person comes your way, be sure to hit them with a geeky line and with that, you’ll be whisked off into cyber night of passion. Keyboards will be clicked, hard drives will be over written and love will be spread, the SPG are truly your go to place to get yourself a much needed date with our amazing lines…