Twitter… we love it, don’t we? Today the hashtag, ‘SingleBecause’ is trending and we’re rather amused by some of your responses. Here are our favourites! Did yours make the cut?

1. I’m waiting for a miracle
2. I can’t date myself
3. Alcohol is cheaper
4. I’m overqualified
5. I don’t want to make my bed jealous
6. I ain’t ready to commit to something that isn’t a tv show
7. I can’t date band members
8. My ideal boyfriends are fictional characters
9. I like food too much
10. I’m just joking I have a girlfriend

Congratulations if yours made the line-up! If you think yours is better, tweet us @TheSPG!

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