Future Talent Awards

Your 18th birthday marks a real milestone in your young life; adulthood truly begins as you’re allowed to drink, gamble and vote, and not only that, you get inundated with great gifts. Now, whether your 18th has passed, or you’re still waiting for that special day, you’ll be sick to the stomach when you see what Kylie Jenner has received for her belated annual, and it definitely beats a trip to your local nightclub.

Sister to some of the biggest reality names in showbiz, as well as currently building her own fan base, Kylie Jenner turns 18 today. As hard as it is to believe, the US star has been on screen for years now, with appearances on ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ and many other spectacles of reality, and with that, her most recent relationship with rapper Tyga has been made public too.

So, what is it that’s so unbelievable about her birthday? Well, Kylie got bought a brand new Ferrari from her man Tyga. I was happy on my birthday some new clobber, a few legal pints down my local and a pocket of cash, but a Ferrari? Seriously? The girl has only been legal to drive only two years and now she has a Ferrari. If you don’t want to see this, I’m telling you to turn off twitter for today! It’s crazy what people can get with money, especially when I’m sitting slurping on a Pot Noodle.

Here’s to hoping for a super car on my 21st (more like Fiat 500), and in the mean time, I’ll keep dreaming at the beautiful cars during Top Gear replays on Dave. The jealousy is real; you’re too lucky Ms. Jenner!

Abodus - Live until 29th Sep 24