I basically set up my own online confession booth via Tumblr that allowed people to come and anonymously confess their crazy ex stories to me. We’ve had some rather insane ones come through…

1. I would follow a couple of girls from school on Instagram and when I look again after 10 minutes, they would all be unfollowed again. This happened for weeks until one of her mates told me my ex had hacked my account and was unfollowing any girl I followed on Instagram. Jesus.

2. When me and my ex broke up, I went back to my parents while he stayed at our rented house. I had a tank of beautiful tropical fish whom I loved dearly. I was going back to pack my stuff, including the tank, but the night before he sent me a video of him flushing all my live fish down the toilet…

3. My ex accused me of being in love with my sister because we are close. She also accused me of sleeping with my sister whilst she (my ex) had a shower at our house one night…

4. My ex used to pretend to faint everytime we argued so I would have sympathy for her. The only thing that gave it away was when she went to “faint” she forgot the door behind her was shut so she banged her head and quickly jumped back up claiming the knock on her head brought her back around…

5.  A couple of days after breaking up with me ex, I was driving home from work when I found the break pedal went straight to the floor… He had cut my break lines.

6. After dating for only 5 weeks, my boyfriend got really possessive and clingy and told me he wanted a tattoo of my name.. but he couldn’t afford it so he carved it into his arm with a knife…

7. My new girlfriend has tattoos, my ex discovered this and proceeded to get 60% of her body tattooed, she then showed up at my house topless in shorts hoping to impress me… yikes.