Christmas Break Up Excuses
We’ve all come up with some pretty terrible excuses in our lives to not be with someone, but these Christmas themed excuses take the grand prize!
You told me Santa Claus wasn't real.
I told you neither is this relationship. #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses
— Shea Browning ⚖ (@sheabrowning) December 9, 2016
You're a ho-ho-ho#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses
— Giselle Evans (@GiselleEvns) December 9, 2016
It's not yule, it's me. #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses
— T-Dub (@Norseman86) December 9, 2016
#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses I want to get fat for the holidays and you're holding me back
— Kesha Tedder ☮️ (@KeshaTedder) December 9, 2016
You don't fit in my Christmas budget. #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses
— Reesie ☃ (@reesiepieces1) December 9, 2016
I want to get stuffed by someone else#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses
— Coop the Comedian (@VerifiedCoop) December 9, 2016
You sent me a text that said "merry xmas!" and I can take a hint so I'm putting an end to this before you can
— Rex (@andrewrex87) December 9, 2016
https://twitter.com/athleducated/status/807230610561519617
#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses You asked what I wanted for Christmas pic.twitter.com/EOz3vZh9pR
— Toozman (@RanNewMan77) December 9, 2016
Christmas is the time of giving and I'm giving you freedom. #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses
— Rebel With A Cause (@tequilarebel) December 9, 2016
#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses
You have to many Christmas sweaters— Michael Leatherwood (@leatherwoodmike) December 9, 2016