SEX quotes – So now you’re intrigued… There is literally no denying it when you see your favourite three-letter word! Most of you spend the majority of your time thinking about it, talking about it and… doing it (some of you are just obsessed)! Will you smile, laugh or get turned on?

Here are some of the greatest love and sex quotes…

“Don’t knock masturbation — it’s sex with someone I love.”

― Woody Allen

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”

― Frank Zappa

“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”

― George Burns

 “I remember the first time I had sex—I kept the receipt.”

― Groucho Marx

 “I write about sex because often it feels like the most important thing in the world.”

― Jeanette Winterston

“I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.”

― Angelina Jolie

“Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain’t over ’til you both get your cookie.”

― Alec Baldwin

“Every girl who has dated a football player, they all have sex the same way.”

– Kim Kardashian

“I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”

― Woody Allen

So there you have it, if Angelina Jolie wants to taste everyone in the world, why can’t you? Just keep your receipt, get enough of it before you’re 90, don’t think footballers have it all and remember, if you don’t know the question, know the answer.