Tweets All Dog Lovers Will Appreciate
I only work out so I'm strong enough to hold every breed of dog like a baby.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) August 10, 2015
I'd pay $10,000 per ticket if instead of people the airplane was filled with dogs to play with
— ♡ brian essbe ♡ (@SortaBad) December 27, 2014
"Loving this concept." – God designing dogs
— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) January 21, 2015
[dogs chatting in park]
So what does your human call you?
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) April 9, 2015
Friendship requirements: be fun-loving, low maintenance, cute, furry, four-legged, a dog.
— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) January 20, 2015
Overheard on the train – "I'm sure your pug is lovely but it still looks like some sort of other dog was in a horrific compactor accident."
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) August 28, 2015
Sorry I wasn't listening when you were talking about your dog. I was busy looking in my phone for a picture of my superior dog.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) January 25, 2015
hold on. shh. stop talking. theres a dog in my field of vision and i have to look at it until its gone
— leon (@leyawn) July 20, 2013
I've got a magic dog.
He's a Labracadabrador.
— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) November 28, 2014
“So weird! He never does this!” – a person whose dog jumps on people all day, every day, as it jumps on you
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) January 20, 2013
Squirrel Hell and Dog Heaven are the same place
— Bad Kyle (@KyleMcDowell86) August 7, 2015
Hi, I spend 3 minutes every day choosing a TV channel to leave on for my dog, then I go to work and people take me seriously as an adult.
— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) November 4, 2014
I bet dogs at parties get tired of being singled out by socially awkward humans.
— Alexa (@TheWoodenslurpy) September 12, 2015