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alcohol

Hilarious Tweets About Alcohol

By: Student Pocket Guide
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when u get too drunk at the club and everyone is like ummm lets get u home pic.twitter.com/bQLMVMLqTv

— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) June 14, 2015

My favorite drink is "Wow! There's alcohol in that? I'll be able to drink several of those".

— sara (@SomthinBoutSara) July 20, 2014

How I significantly improved my Netflix pic.twitter.com/8EMjBI3PM1

— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) May 6, 2015

the best kind of alcohol is a lot.

— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) February 15, 2015

DATE: ill have a dry white wine please

ME: yeah ill have a wet one, thanks

— tomsauced (@trojansauce) September 13, 2015

Me: I'm definitely over him
Wine: No

— moody monday (@mdob11) April 19, 2015

Ahhh yes of course, I adore wine. I especially love [looks down at bottle of Pinot Grigio] peanut Gregorio

— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) January 19, 2015

Alcohol is like a push-up bra for your personality.

— Nicole Betz (@TomHanksIsHot) April 21, 2012

*Tries to blow breathalyzer*

breathalyzer: I have a girlfriend

— Amanda Hugnkiss (@caliluvgirl77) January 23, 2015

alcohol is not the answer

alcohol is the question, yes is the answer

— anti joke apple (@antijokeapple) October 3, 2015

If training for a triathlon doesn't include drinking margaritas and taking naps then that clearly explains why I'm not in training

— EnvyDaTropic™ (@envydatropic) March 13, 2015

the guy at the liquor store didn't card me and it hurt my feelings so I said I was a cop and idk what to do next we're just standing here

— dream ghoul (@TheDreamGhoul) January 17, 2015

A hangover is just your body reminding you that you're an idiot.

— Trevor S (@trevso_electric) August 29, 2015

22 year old me after a night of drinking: "I hope I didn't do anything stupid."

29 year old me: "I hope I didn't agree to go on a hike."

— Ian Karmel (@IanKarmel) April 26, 2014

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