when ur relative offers u money and u pretend like u cant take it at first pic.twitter.com/X69fGwpMas
— ca$$ (@sassycxss) October 20, 2015
MUGGER: GIVE ME YOUR PURSE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU
ME: *realize I won't have to pay student loans back if I'm dead*
MUGGER: ???
ME: I'm thinking.— dream ghoul (@TheDreamGhoul) February 24, 2015
1996: if I just made 40k I'd be fine
2006: if I just made 60k I'd be fine
2016: if I just made 9 million dollars I'd be fine
— so called eric (@ericsshadow) March 29, 2016
Age 20: in 5 years I'm going to own a benz and have my house paid off.
Age 25: you know what, Patricia? Make that TWO mexican pizzas.
— Jonwayne (@jonwayne) February 15, 2016
One day son, all this will be yours
*gestures towards massive student loan debt and a shitty car*— NOT A METH LAB (@jenlaw_11) March 11, 2015
https://twitter.com/Sassafrantz/status/713130218492399616
My bank account is more like a countdown to my homelessness
— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) January 18, 2014
If I have $100 cash in my pocket in the morning, even if I don't go anywhere or spend any money, at the end of the day I'll have $7 dollars
— Yassir Lester (@Yassir_Lester) August 22, 2015
visualization of my bank account right now pic.twitter.com/t2wTEJFOFR
— sophia white (@sophiamaws) April 13, 2016
time is money and money is time, you can save both by digging your own grave and then dieing in it
— wolf pupy (@wolfpupy) December 22, 2015
Pic 1 – Start of the Month.
Pic 2 – Month End. #MonthEndBroke pic.twitter.com/BIf0M7xKzy— TheFrustratedIndian (@FrustIndian) March 31, 2016
