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skint

Hilarious Tweets About Being Skint

By: Student Pocket Guide
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when ur relative offers u money and u pretend like u cant take it at first pic.twitter.com/X69fGwpMas

— ca$$ (@sassycxss) October 20, 2015

MUGGER: GIVE ME YOUR PURSE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU
ME: *realize I won't have to pay student loans back if I'm dead*
MUGGER: ???
ME: I'm thinking.

— dream ghoul (@TheDreamGhoul) February 24, 2015

1996: if I just made 40k I'd be fine

2006: if I just made 60k I'd be fine

2016: if I just made 9 million dollars I'd be fine

— so called eric (@ericsshadow) March 29, 2016

Age 20: in 5 years I'm going to own a benz and have my house paid off.

Age 25: you know what, Patricia? Make that TWO mexican pizzas.

— Jonwayne (@jonwayne) February 15, 2016

One day son, all this will be yours
*gestures towards massive student loan debt and a shitty car*

— NOT A METH LAB (@jenlaw_11) March 11, 2015

https://twitter.com/Sassafrantz/status/713130218492399616

My bank account is more like a countdown to my homelessness

— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) January 18, 2014

If I have $100 cash in my pocket in the morning, even if I don't go anywhere or spend any money, at the end of the day I'll have $7 dollars

— Yassir Lester (@Yassir_Lester) August 22, 2015

visualization of my bank account right now pic.twitter.com/t2wTEJFOFR

— sophia white (@sophiamaws) April 13, 2016

time is money and money is time, you can save both by digging your own grave and then dieing in it

— wolf pupy (@wolfpupy) December 22, 2015

Pic 1 – Start of the Month.
Pic 2 – Month End. #MonthEndBroke pic.twitter.com/BIf0M7xKzy

— TheFrustratedIndian (@FrustIndian) March 31, 2016

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