It’s that time of year when couples show off about how perfect their relationships are…

If you’re single it’s time to strike back when you read those gushy Facebook status’ – Try using these one liners, thank us later!


“What would you call a woman who goes out with You? Desperate!”


“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?”


“What’s the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak? February 14th.”


“What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny.”


“Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Sure, they’re very scent-imental!”


“Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.”


“Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
It was Valenswine’s Day!”

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