The supposedly most romantic day of the year has arrived and the copious amounts of ‘happy couple’ posts on your Facebook news feed has made you throw up a little in your mouth seven times already today. Here are the unpleasant stages of being single on Valentine’s Day…
Mushy romance makes you wanna vomit…
Couples you thought were cute are now the bane of your life for 24 hours.
You spend the day thinking about all those times you got rejected.
When people ask, you desperately try to convince them you choose to be single…
You resort to alcohol to fill the void in your heart.
You decide Valentine’s Day is a great excuse to shower yourself in expensive gifts.
Who needs a relationship when you have a duvet and Ben&Jerry’s?
And the day usually comes to an end as you shed only a few tears…
