In Today’s news – men lie about their penis size. Not all men, but a lot of them, mostly Australian. And it’s not exactly brand new information. But thanks to a recent survey carried out by a British dating site, Saucy Dates, we now know where (or who) most of these fibs are coming from…162f3386-4003-4c60-874d-08f2e9ebcdf3
In this survey, men were asked to measure to the length of their erect penis and report back, whilst women were asked to estimate as accurately as possible how big their last sexual encounter was… The results are in. It turns out the Australians were most prone to exaggerating – are we surprised by this? With most Australian men reporting back with the average penis length of 7.09 whilst most women reported back an average of 5.58 inches… Looks like a few noses may also be increasing in length!

But in all honesty (is that really the right word?) it seemed no one was particularly honest about their penis size with American and British men bringing up the rear by overselling their goods by an extra 0.23 – 0.74 inches – is it technically false advertisement? Oh well, it’s not the size of your boat, it’s the motion in the ocean, right?