Awkward moments are inevitable and we all experience them sometimes too often. And if you’re like me, your whole life is an awkward moment. But don’t worry, the people of Twitter came forward to make us feel better about our own embarrassing f*ck ups…
@TheBloggess I texted my boss at the end of my FIRST DAY in the new job with: “Heading out. Love you.” intended for my boyfriend.
— Angela Bassa (@AngeBassa) November 1, 2015
@TheBloggess The handsomest man I've ever seen once sat down next to me & said "Hi." I responded with "I'm eating a tootsie roll." He left.
— Daize (@Daize_Plays) November 1, 2015
@TheBloggess At a booksigning, someone told me it was their birthday.
"I hope you get cake," I said, then signed their book:
— Pat Rothfuss (@PatrickRothfuss) November 2, 2015
@TheBloggess Sandwich shop cashier: "What's your name?" Me: "Oh, uh, I have a boyfriend." Cashier: "For the sandwich."
— Kate Darling (@grok_) November 2, 2015
@TheBloggess A friend went placed her order at drivethru. She then heard "Could you drive up to the speaker you're talking to the trash can"
— Kelly B (@GotCookies) November 1, 2015
@TheBloggess I apologised to a woman I nearly bumped into in a record store. It was my reflection in the window. I just dyed my hair blonde
— You Know Who (@mental_nigella_) November 1, 2015
@TheBloggess The director of my play asked the audience to "turn off their phones and vibrators" instead of setting phones to vibrate.
— Doesnt Speak Klingon (@NotKlingonRed) November 1, 2015
— JV (@JVinRVA) November 1, 2015