Just so you know, that weird conversation you had with your best mate was probably overheard by a Twitter user… Everyone is laughing at you now.
Actually overheard on train: "What kids need is an imagination and they'll never get that from books. Books are boring."#ReachesForPistol
— NeilMackay (@NeilMackay) April 14, 2017
Overheard some excellent #GeneralElection political analysis outside Tesco today:
"Imagine if we had a UKIP PM–"
"I'd rather not, thanks."
— C.M.A. Hudson (@CMA_Hudson) April 19, 2017
*barista holds up 4 drinks*
"Alright, unicorn drinks!"
4 white girls: "yay!!"
— Overheard at SJU (@overheardat_sju) April 19, 2017
"We can't keep on meeting like this every ten years, because next time I'll be dead" — best thing I ever overheard in New York.
— Anand Giridharadas (@AnandWrites) April 21, 2017
Overheard at work, without a sliver of irony
"Didn't enter the charity baking competition as I've got golfer's elbow and can't hold a whisk"
— Adam Kanzen (@adamkanzen) April 20, 2017
I overheard a guy talking about how he and his bf went out for burgers and you know what they split for dessert? a third burger pic.twitter.com/MuvfrP7mJC
— BBM Baby (@nolanflaherty) April 13, 2017
overheard a mom & her teen son arguing inside the church
mom: we're going 3am mass its part of our penance
son: i didnt fucking kill jesus
— ellie (@oyasumeme) April 15, 2017
Just overheard a hippy say "you shouldn't eat fruit at night because your body can't process vitamins when it's dark" #AlternativeFacts
— Johnny Battle (@BattleJohnny) April 19, 2017
Overheard: "it's better to be lucky than good. Especially when you're not good."
— Charley Grant (@CGrantWSJ) April 18, 2017
Overheard convo between two males and one of them says "bro she won't find out"
Hahahahahha dude we always find out
— Jake from State Farm (@thejackygold) April 18, 2017
Overheard in SW London just now.
Waiter: What can I get you?
Customer: I'd like a cappuccino, please.
Waiter: An excellent choice!#smarm
— David Mills (@DavidMills73) April 14, 2017
Overheard in Patisserie Valerie "We need to go to Waitrose for things to make that roast you like. Rosemary, garlic, anchovies." ANCHOVIES?!
— Alison Butcher (@AliButcher) April 15, 2017