We know how it goes with rude children… They’re not actually rude, just maybe a little too honest sometimes.
They are still trying to figure the world out and like to call things the way they see it. Unfortunately, these overly honest children were quick to offend… Fortunately for us though, it’s absolutely hilarious.
My niece told my sister "you can't wear diamonds bcuz they're pretty, you're not pretty. You can wear rocks."
I left, I didnt wanna be next pic.twitter.com/OC7OHPMBZr
— Biscuit (@Jennah_Lou) July 30, 2017
Standing in line at the store. 4 yr old daughter told man I LIKE YOUR TEETH B/C THEY'RE MY FAVORITE COLOR YELLOW. I still die to this day. https://t.co/qGFysBru9y
— ARiES RAiNE (@ARiESRAiNE) July 30, 2017
I don't have a child, but several white children have mistaken me for Whoopi Goldberg. https://t.co/RskJHha9WA
— Ashley C. Ford (@iSmashFizzle) July 30, 2017
Daughter told the neighbor, "my Grandma said your dog looks better than you". https://t.co/2FPRcX15Kp
— palindrome (@afroinstilettos) July 30, 2017
Sister was online looking at bathing suits
4 yr old nephew: This 1(high waist) for your potbelly mommy https://t.co/GmCofwPqUc
— Stellz ❤ (@__StellieSaidSo) July 30, 2017
I ain't got kids yet but my nephew told this lady in the store "you have hair on your face like my uncle" https://t.co/u7jHcSPLSQ
— Walt (@walts1008) July 30, 2017
To a man with a prosthetic arm "Look daddy, he's a robot!!!" https://t.co/kLhEv4SSm0
— Scrill Murray (@Im_VelvetJones) July 30, 2017
stranger in a grocery store told my daughter (3 at the time) she was beautiful.
Her: "where are the rest of your teeth?" https://t.co/cSeq2v3lax
— kalani b. (@_KalaniBee) July 30, 2017
When I was about 5 my big mama died. At the funeral I asked my mom aloud "why did big mama go and die with them stupid glasses on for?" https://t.co/RZ6UefqMah
— Sa’kayduh (@luvthispayne) July 30, 2017
Looked into a stroller at 2 years old, took a serious expression and openly declared "that baby don't look too good." The mother was present https://t.co/4Wc0Uvg6rk
— Caramel_Sunset (@Teresa_Cerise) July 30, 2017
My coworkers' grandchild asked her how did they treat her when my coworker was a slave. Ms. Jean is 63.
— Will Be Working From Home Soon (@SunnyNights901) July 30, 2017
When my son was 3, he pointed to a woman with paws on her thigh in the grocery store and said "daddy, blues clues"
— RAYSHARD BROOKS DID NOT HAVE TO DIE! (@itmustbethatboy) July 30, 2017
I wore this vest.. my son said, " Ma why you got that on, u look like a chicken." https://t.co/InhCVHRml7 pic.twitter.com/5559JOx6px
— K•J•J✨ (@Itskashaj) July 30, 2017
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