Coffee is more than just a hot drink for many people – it’s the only thing that keeps them going. It keeps many of us functioning when you suffer a lack of sleep. For these coffee addicts, it’s a way of life.
I swear to god if this girl doesn't get my coffee order right I'm gonna tip her, drink it anyway & be back again tomorrow.
— Erica (@SCbchbum) September 21, 2014
Before I had kids, I didn't know I could drink a pot of coffee before 6am.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) July 6, 2016
I haven't had enough coffee to remember how to make coffee.
— Northern Lights (@PinkCamoTO) September 28, 2016
I didn't have time to have my coffee before drop off this morning. Anyway. Hopefully I brought them to the right school.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) September 22, 2016
Didn't realize how much motherhood had changed me until I army crawled in & out of my sleeping baby's room to get my 1/2 cup of cold coffee.
— Ash (@adult_mom) March 16, 2016
Coffee: A warm, delicious alternative to hating everybody every morning forever.
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) July 29, 2012
I tried switching from coffee to tea but it didn't pair as well with my disdain for all human life.
— Ashley Austrew (@ashleyaustrew) June 23, 2015
I think that coffee sizes should be measured in how much sleep you got: 'Yes, hi, could I have a tossed-and-turned-for-five-hours, black?'
— Just Gwen (@msgwenl) May 26, 2015
When I think about quitting coffee the fear is not that *I* will die…it's that *others* will die, and I will go to jail.
— caprice crane (@capricecrane) August 26, 2014
I keep mistaking coffee for enthusiasm.
— Donna McCoy (@Donna_McCoy) December 31, 2015
French press broke so I started making coffee with a paper towel, which is the coffee equivalent of an addict pipe scraping.
— A e (@CeramicStatue) July 10, 2016
Someone in the office keeps making decaf coffee & I've narrowed it down to that guy who never gets anything done.
— Woody (@WoodyLuvsCoffee) July 14, 2014
