We’ve done our research and we have officially found the 10 worst pickup lines of all time. Regardless of how smooth you think you are, you’ll never be able to pull these off…
10.) “Is your mother a beaver? ‘Cos damn!”
9.) “It’s handy that I have my library card, because I’m totally checking you out…”
8.)“Did you just fart? Because you blew me away!”
7.) “Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!”
6.) “Are you my appendix? Because I have weird feeling in my stomach telling me to take you out.”
5.) “Damn I lost my teddy bear; can I sleep with you instead?”
4.)“Nice legs. What time do they open?”
3.) “Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”
2.) “Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes.”
1.) “Did you sit in sugar? Because you’ve got a sweet ass!”
